I don't know about the rest of you, but there are certain things that just annoy the hell out of me. For example:
1) At holiday time, I'm INVARIABLY asked "what did you eat?!" People expect a complete rundown of everything on the menu, I guess because they can't fathom, for example, a Thanksgiving dinner that doesn't include a dead animal as its centerpiece. I don't ask *THEM* for a rundown on what they ate! Why is it so compelling to ask me about my holiday menu?
2) "I'll bet you wear leather!" Um, no, I don't. Haven't since 1988. I've even gotten into a show and tell match with people who INSISTED that my shoes were leather--until I took them off and showed them the "all man-made materials" label.
3) "I couldn't LIVE without meat!" or some variation, like "I LOVE chicken too much to stop eating it!" Well, yes, you COULD live without meat, if you only knew--or cared--about the horrific abuse of animals in the meat industry. And if you LOVE chicken...why do you eat them?
4) "I just LOVE animals--eating them, that is!" and its variations, like "PETA -- people eating tasty animals" and "I'm going to have a big, thick steak for dinner!" Is that supposed to annoy me? Amuse me? Anger me? What?!
5) "Humans have canine teeth for a reason! They're there for ripping into the flesh of animals!" Yeah, right. And when's the last time one of these morons took down a wild animal with their bare hands and ate its flesh raw? If you're going to use "caveman logic" to explain the presence of canine teeth, how about going all the way?!
Eh, that's all I can think of right now. What irks you?
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