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May 28, 2012 at 6:00am by Alicia Silverstone


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If you live in LA, you know about the hotdog stands that pop up on street corners at night, around the time shows end and bars close. They smell gross to me, and by the way, I've heard they smell way better than they taste. Haha anyway, my husband recently came up with a veg take on LA's ubiquitous street dog. Enjoy the dirt dog!

The Dirt Dog
By Christopher Jarecki

Before I met Alicia, I was not the best eater. In my late teens and early 20s, I lived off top ramen, frozen burritos, and whatever my stoney roommates and I could mix together to taste good. Maybe that's what inspired this!

The other night, we were in a pickle with no food made and no groceries, so I rummaged through the fridge, and came up with THE DIRT DOG. It's a bunch of seitan, pan-fried with some hickory smoked flavor juice that's probably been in our fridge for a couple years (I think Alicia had a bloody mary party once and it was left over from that). Here's how you make it:

The Dirt Dog

Ingredients

  • 1 onion
  • Seitan
  • Liquid smoke (if you don't have liquid smoke, there's no need to go out and buy it...you could probably use any BBQ sauce you have around...any sauce intended for meat-like things will do!)
  • Sourdough bread
  • Pickles
  • Vegenaise
  • Mustard

Instructions

  1. Slice up a whole onion and fry it with the seitan
  2. Lightly toast some sourdough bread
  3. Put the bread in your hand, and curl it like a hotdog bun
  4. Pile the seitan mixture on the bread and top with a pickle, some vegenaise and mustard

The final product is somewhere between a bratwurst sandwich and a Philly cheesesteak. THE DIRT DOG–maybe I will get a cart and make them outside of concerts, man that would be cool.

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Check out this yum potato salad recipe!

I love the name! Have any of you kind lifers come up with a crazy-good concoction lately?

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    • steve s
      steve s
      Sep 14, 2012 at 9:10am
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      We tried this quick and easy recipe with a tangy deli mustard and full sour pickle the other night and loved it. My son and I say...give it a try!
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    • Jenny Jones
      Jenny Jones
      Sep 7, 2012 at 6:17pm
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      I live in Australia where it is really hard to find fake meat so I tried making this with mashed mixed beans fried with the union, it turned out really well.
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    • diana
      diana
      Sep 1, 2012 at 11:12am
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      Trader Joe's South African Smoke Blend is the full name & it comes in a grinder/mill.
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    • diana
      diana
      Sep 1, 2012 at 10:32am
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      Tried this recently & had to report back that not only was it very tasty but also incredibly simple to make! Instead of the liquid smoke I used Trader Joe's South African spice blend when cooking up the seitan & onions. This is my new favorite....thanks so much for sharing this one!
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    • ceecee
      ceecee
      Aug 12, 2012 at 3:27pm
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      This is my new favorite sandwich!! yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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    • Ben Hodson
      Ben Hodson
      Jun 7, 2012 at 7:30pm
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      I'm writing a book on veganism for teen boys. This recipe would be great in it! Would Christopher be interested in adding it to the book? A young guy would really dig it.

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    • Jenna Krabacher
      Jenna Krabacher
      Jun 4, 2012 at 10:05am
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      These are actually really good. And quick! Thank you so much for posting this :)

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    • Connie Campbell
      Connie Campbell
      May 29, 2012 at 7:55pm
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      Tofurkey dog on a multigrain bun with lots and lots of hummus....

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    • GlowGirl
      GlowGirl
      May 29, 2012 at 1:39pm
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      Do you make your own seitan or buy it? Which brand is your fave?

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    • Erin Holt
      Erin Holt
      May 29, 2012 at 10:47am
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      Ha! This is awesome! Glad Christopher gets to guest blog every once in a while.

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    • Jennifer Dios
      Jennifer Dios
      May 28, 2012 at 1:27pm
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      Funny that sometimes you come up with the best recipes out of pure desperation and an empty fridge! lol.


      Sounds pretty good actually!

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    • Laurie Welch
      Laurie Welch
      May 28, 2012 at 1:09pm
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      Absolutely mouth-watering. Napkins...not optional:)

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    • Janet Vandenabeele
      Janet Vandenabeele
      May 28, 2012 at 9:47am
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      I love my vegan dogs loaded up with stuff. Haven't tried seitan in a bun yet, though. If I can find my bit of leftover seitan I lost in the fridge, I will, lol!


      What I desperately need, though, is a recipe for vegan but authentic tasting Detroit coney sauce!

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    • Kevin Smith
      Kevin Smith
      May 28, 2012 at 9:43am
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      Isn't it great when you make something worthy with just the things hiding in the fridge! Thanks for sharing!


      The Smith's in Mich.


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    • Melissa Hedrick
      Melissa Hedrick
      May 28, 2012 at 9:33am
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      Works very well with tempeh & gluten free bread, in place of seitan..

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    • Dharma Blue
      Dharma Blue
      May 28, 2012 at 8:21am
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      That's great! We'll be sure to try it! :)

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    • Holly Davies
      Holly Davies
      May 28, 2012 at 8:03am
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      Alicia, this is so funny. Sounds like something my boyfriend would make. I'll be sure to share it with him.

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    • Alicia Eco Friendly Homemaking
      Alicia Eco Friendly Homemaking
      May 28, 2012 at 7:03am
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      Oh this sounds so good! I think my husband would like this.

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    • Blake
      Blake
      May 28, 2012 at 6:27am
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      Thanks for sharing that Christopher it looks and sounds good! Love to you and yours. Let's jam on guitars sometime.


      Love, Blake

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